monetxchange:

funniest person alive is that woman who takes edibles before filming herself doing makeup tutorials

spookyy-foxx-deactivated2025031:

Oh hi hello ✨

cloudcuckoolander527:

stoneylizard:

thechosenjuan:

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

hisnamewasbeanni:

schmergo:

• Our zoo is free
  
• People always seem surprised by this when they visit DC. I’ve lived in the area my whole life, so I just wanted to make sure you knew
  
• The zoo is free
  
• Go to the National Zoo and look at some lil pandas or lions for free
  
• Every time I visit another city, I’m like, ‘Why does your zoo cost money?’
• Come visit Washington DC. Our zoo is free.
  
• And so are all of the Smithsonian museums

So is the Lincoln Park Zoo, in Chicago! VISIT ALL THE ZOOS.

rosebuncat:

thegreenwolf:

tramampoline:

leafcrunch:

revolutionarygays:

bitterfucked:

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????

rockurai:

brokebooklover:

dailyjackiechan:

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms